You all were right. I'll admit it. I let the crazy girl get to me and hit send.
Only minutes later, while on the phone with Comment Bouncer nonetheless, Dr. Nutrition beeps in. I'm expecting he's going to tell me that he's sorry, that he feels bad.
Oh no. He didn't even get the email. He had been away at his parents and his phone had died. He was calling me from the road on his way home.
ACK I AM THE BIGGEST IDIOT!
But, the good news is he's like, "Don't even worry about it. I understand why you felt that way. I'm sure you were wondering why I hadn't called" And he promised to delete my psycho-ish email before reading it. His only request? That I not mention the whole thing ever again.
Self-sabatoge--you almost won! And dearest readers, you all were right.